See, 2014 is full of awesome. The only comic book series I’ve ever really gotten excited about was Saga (My pre-ordered volume 3 should arrive by the end of the month!). But do me a favor and read the description of this comic below. Go ahead, I’ll wait…
Now you know why I needed to read this. And it was even more fun than expected.
Published by: Image Comics, 1st April 2014
Ebook: 128 pages
Series: Rat Queens #1-5
My rating: 8,5/10
First sentence: …and what we face now is, alarmingly, one of Palisade’s greatest threats!
Who are the Rat Queens?
A pack of booze-guzzling, death-dealing battle maidens-for-hire, and they’re in the business of killing all god’s creatures for profit. It’s also a darkly comedic sass-and-sorcery series starring Hannah the Rockabilly Elven Mage, Violet the Hipster Dwarven Fighter, Dee the Atheist Human Cleric and Betty the Hippy Smidgen Thief.
This modern spin on an old school genre is a violent monster-killing epic that is like Buffy meets Tank Girl in a Lord of the Rings world on crack!
Lord of the Rings on crack, indeed! Take your average band of mercenary heroes who kill monsters with swagger and style and always something witty to say, make them a diverse group of girls and add a fistful of humor. There you have it – a hilarious comic adventure that I, for my part, will be following closely.
Hanna, Violet, Dee, and Betty are the Rat Queens, a group of mercenaries usually out to hunt monsters for money. However, when they’re off the job, they enjoy drinking, swearing, brawling, and sex. They also curse like sailors and will kick your ass into next week if you dare speak an angry word at their friends. I fell in love with them immediately. And for so many reasons.
Hannah is dressed like a 50ies super heroine but with her necromantic powers, she can turn quite dark. She is also snarky, sarcastic, and fiercly protective of her band of heroines. Violet shaved off her dwarven beard and instead chose the life of a sword-fighting maiden of awesome. Betty, a Smidgen of many talents, was the fastest to steal my heart. Not only is she a lesbian who enjoys sex and lets people know it whenever she can, she also went full Sherlock in one scene, making further investigations unnecessary. Oh yeah, and she mixes a mean drink. Dee – one gorgeous woman, if you ask me – is terrified of social situations and still has to come to grips with her family’s weird belief in a Chthulu-like god.
They aren’t all equally developed characters but I suspect and hope that the writers simply saved up a bit for later issues. I can’t wait to find out more about each and every one of these girls.
But these girls’ personalities are just one slice of the pie. Look at them! I cannot express how much I love the way they are drawn. Hannah’s Rockabilly hairstyle rocks. Violet has the face of a fairy tale princess on the body of a well-muscled, normal woman. Betty looks like half child, half goblin (don’t think for one second she is as cute as she looks) and Dee is one beautiful girl with a dark dress sense. None of them look like anorexic models or unrealistically muscly super girls. They have butts, they have boobs, and their faces are all different. There is nothing I dislike more in comics than when characters look exactly the same, except for their hair and clothes. These girls have personality, inside and out.
If you’re worried that Dee is the only Person of Color in this story, you can stop worrying now. The writer and artist seem to have taken the cry for more diversity in SFF to heart. Sawyer, the captain of the guard and keeper of the peace and law in the city of Palisade (and a majorly good-looking man, if I may say so) has dark skin, as do other side characters. But skin color isn’t even a thing in this story. Neither, so it seems, is species. Violet will gladly seduce an orc if she feels like it and Betty certainly doesn’t keep her romantic adventures within the boundaries of her species. You get to see troll women and orc women (something I’ve never seen in any fantasy story featuring those creatures) and what’s more, you get to see them kick ass and be beautiful! Yes, a large woman with gigantic boobs and legs so muscled they look like tree trunks can be pretty. Especially as she rips your goblin heart straight out of you.
The tone of the story is much lighter than my beloved Saga but this is also the Rat Queens’ strength. The humor is never cheap and it got more than a few chuckles out of me. There is situational humor, sarcastic remarks, highly original swear words (Fucktarts), and clever jokes galore. This hilarity isn’t merely conveyed through text, however. The art shines with it.
Strike that. The art shines, period. I can’t say anything about the style that will make you like it or dislike it. It is so incredibly subjective. But, like Saga, this one really worked for me. The colors are stunning and immediately give every new setting character. The book is also full of little details that aren’t important to the story, but help build the world without clunky exposition in the text. I’m still happy about that little dog with horns that I caught sitting in the corner of a page. I’m pretty sure there is more to discover and will report once I’ve re-read it.
I haven’t told you anything about the story yet – it’s really not necessairy. You take these four girls, put them together, and you got dynamite. But just to make your mouths water a bit more. There are hints of romance, dark secrets of the past, intrigues… also alcohol, drugs, street brawls, lots of blood, and some insanely quotable lines. You’ll find brightly colored pictures of pretty girls with cuts on their faces and battle scars all over their bodies, drinking and sword fighting and kicking copious amounts of ass.
I just pre-ordered the paperback copy. This needs to be on my shelf in all its glory. Don’t make me for the next one too long. Pretty please? While I’m waiting, I’ll leave you with this glorious bit of fun (click to biggify):
MY RATING: 8,5/10 – Excellent!!