I love Fairyland! And Skottie Young’s art! So what could be better than a comic book set in Fairyland, drawn and written by Skottie Young? Not many things, I tell you. This bloody rampage through an enchanted world was so much fun, I still have a stomachache from laughing so hard.
I HATE FAIRYLAND Volume 1: Madly Ever After
by Skottie Young
Colorist: Jean-Francios Beaulieu
Letterer: Nate Piekos
Published by: Image Comics, 2016
Ebook: 138 pages
Series: I Hate Fairyland #1
My rating: 8/10
First sentence: Once upon a time, there was a girl.
From superstar writer and artist Skottie Young (Rocket Raccoon, Wizard of OZ, Fortunately, The Milk), comes the first volume of an all-new series of adventure and mayhem. An Adventure Time/Alice in Wonderland-style epic that smashes it’s cute little face against grown-up, Tank Girl/Deadpool-esque violent madness. Follow Gert, a forty year old woman stuck in a six year olds body who has been stuck in the magical world of Fairyland for nearly thirty years. Join her and her giant battle-axe on a delightfully blood soaked journey to see who will survive the girl who HATES FAIRYLAND. Collecting Issues #1-5
Just look at the colors on that cover. Look at them. They are like colors from a dream, bright and rainbow-y, and they tell you exactly what you’re going to get from this comic book series. A beautifully colored story of a cute girl killing everything she comes across.
Gertrude is just your average, adorable little girl with green curls and a pink dress when the floor in her room swallows her up and drops her headfirst in Fairyland. In best Ozian tradition, she is welcomed by a ton of cute creatures and the Queen of Fairyland herself, Cloudia, whose hair is a cloud that changes with her mood – it’s awesome! Like any good fairytale, this one contains a quest. If Gert wants to get back home – and she really, REALLY does! – she needs to find a key to open the door to her world. She is given a companion guide and a map and off on her little feet she goes, to wander Fairyland and hunt that key.
Cut to 27 years and a billion side-quests later. Gertrude is a 37-year-old trapped in a 10-year-old’s body. And since she hasn’t found that key yet, her temper is… let’s say not so cute anymore. With Larry, her guide, she has been killing and maiming on every step of her journey. Disregarding the riddles and side-quests she is given, she simply hacks her way through enchanted forests, bogs of madness, hills made of snot, and zombie hordes. She even makes her very own shooting stars (not the nice kind).
The lovely setting and happy colors stand in stark contrast to what’s actually happening and how Gertrude talks. Okay, so swear words are changed into nice-sounding, child-friendly words (Fluff off) although I don’t see the point in such a blood-soaked comic. The gore may be literally sugarcoated but that doesn’t make Gert any less violent or foul-mouthed. I ADORE HER!
But what makes this comic so much fun, other than Gert’s quick and bloody solutions to any problem, is that it doesn’t take itself too seriously. Villains bear such names as Darketh Deaddeath or Horribella. It’s fun and funny, especially when Skottie Young takes tropes from fairy tales and more modern tales in the same vein, and has Gertrude show them the finger. She does that. A lot. Sometimes with guns.
Gert’s relationship with Larry is also worth mentioning. Although they both pretty much hate each other, they’ve got some wonderful banter going and stick by each other’s side. Well, Larry has to, and I think that he secretly hopes with each new assassination attempt on Gertrude that is successful. However, things change when Queen Coudia lets a new girl enter Fairyland, who is now also hunting for the key. Suddenly, Gert has some motivation to get the fluff out of there and maybe take that adorable, cutesie, doe-eyed girl down in the process.
This is not a deep kind of comic series, so don’t expect any redeeming qualities in Gert’s character. But after the first issue, the series finds its pacing, sets up its jokes really well, and shows a girl straight out of a video game, just facing her enemies head-on and reducing them to nothing. Or sometimes cookie crumbs.
I wasn’t sure I’d like this because the story’s beginning feels incredibly rushed. But once established in Fairyland, I fell in love with this crazy story and its crazy eyeball-scorching colors, and most of all its badass antihero. Gert is the best!
I can’t wait for the next issues!
MY RATING: 8/10 – Excellent